Experimenting with Absurdity

"We didn’t cross the line. We drew it. In lube. And then danced over it in fishnets."

🧴 Why a Condom? Because Frogs Are Taken.

There we were — a couple of terminally online friends, screaming into the void of another Discord night:

“What if the next big memecoin wasn’t a frog, dog, or anime waifu… but a used condom?”

Laughter. Silence. Then:

“Wait. That’s kinda… genius?”

JOJO was born in that moment — not as a marketing scheme, but as a cosmic shitpost we accidentally made real. We were tired of the same memecoins copy-pasting each other. So we wrapped ours in latex and lube and gave it feelings.

Why a condom?

Because nothing says “forgotten, sticky, and strangely resilient” like a used rubber with a redemption arc. Frogs are taken. Monkeys are boring. Condoms? Untapped potential. (Until now.)

“JOJO’s not a mascot. He’s post-irony with a pulse.”

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🧠 How Far is Too Far? We Found Out.

We didn’t mean to go this hard.

At first, it was goofy one-liners and meme drafts. But then we were deep into Google Docs lore drops:

“Jasmine unwrapped him like fate. Sticky. Sentient. Unready.”

We storyboarded JOJO’s emotional arc like it was an A24 movie. We built timelines, climax twists, and character lore that had no business being this detailed for a coin named after a condom.

We debated things like:

• Should JOJO cry?

• Can condoms fall in love?

• Is Elon canon?

It wasn’t just a project — it became our group therapy disguised as satire. Every absurd line? Workshop-tested at 3AM. Every punchline? Argued over like it mattered. Because it did.

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🫂 IRL: Just Us, a Chat, and a Wild Idea

JOJO wasn’t launched by influencers or paid shillers. There were no VCs, no Discord mods in suits. Just a bunch of friends with no filters and too much free time, laughing ourselves stupid in DMs.

No one asked for a meme coin about a haunted condom.

We made it anyway.

We built JOJO the same way you’d build a joke with your best friend — one punchline at a time, until suddenly... people were asking to buy it.

There’s no roadmap for this kind of chaos. But somehow, here we are: will be shipping condoms, currently making comics, and writing scripts that moans back.

“It’s not just a meme. It’s JOJO. And somehow, that’s enough.”

This is you (yes, you, you fucking reader) working at mcdonalds