JOJO was a loser in the crypto night

[Verse 1] "Jojo was a loser in the crypto night, Chasing all the pumps but it wasn't right, FOMO got him once, then it got him twice, Now he plays the game and he rolls the dice!"

[Pre-Chorus] "No more hopium dreams, no more shitcoin lies, He's the condom king under neon skies, Degen parties call but he checks it twice, Contract in his hand like a roll of dice!"

[Chorus] Wen Lambo? (Moonbeam ride!) My hodl’s tired, needs a joyride Wen Lambo? (To the sky!) Jojo’s pink dreams can’t be denied

[Verse 2] "VCs whisper 'please just HODL tight', Jojo smirks and says 'not tonight', Whitepaper tears on his leather seat, Moonboys crumble at his dancing feet!"

[Bridge] "He was... just a bagholder... Now he's... the bagmaker...!" (Synth explosion!)

[Chorus] Wen Lambo? (Moonbeam ride!) My hodl’s tired, needs a joyride Wen Lambo? (To the sky!) Jojo’s pink dreams can’t be denied

[Outro] "Jojo doesn't get fucked... Jojo... is... the fuck..."