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# JOJO was a loser in the crypto night

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\[Verse 1]
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"Jojo was a loser in the crypto night,
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Chasing all the pumps but it wasn't right,
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FOMO got him once, then it got him twice,
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Now he plays the game and he rolls the dice!"

\[Pre-Chorus]
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"No more hopium dreams, no more shitcoin lies,
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He's the condom king under neon skies,
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Degen parties call but he checks it twice,
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Contract in his hand like a roll of dice!"

\[Chorus]
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Wen Lambo? (Moonbeam ride!)
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My hodl’s tired, needs a joyride
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Wen Lambo? (To the sky!)
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Jojo’s pink dreams can’t be denied

\[Verse 2]
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"VCs whisper 'please just HODL tight',
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Jojo smirks and says 'not tonight',
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Whitepaper tears on his leather seat,
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Moonboys crumble at his dancing feet!"

\[Bridge]
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"He was... just a bagholder...
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Now he's... the bagmaker...!"
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(Synth explosion!)

\[Chorus]
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Wen Lambo? (Moonbeam ride!)
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My hodl’s tired, needs a joyride
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Wen Lambo? (To the sky!)
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Jojo’s pink dreams can’t be denied

\[Outro]
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"Jojo doesn't get fucked...
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Jojo... is... the fuck..."